• Articles are provided “as is” without any warranties, expressed or implied.
  • Handle with care!
  • Do not puncture, incinerate, or remove any protective covering provided.
  • Neither the manufacturer nor the retailer shall be liable for any brain damage arising from the use of this product.
  • If a rash, redness, irritation or swelling develop, discontinue use immediately.
  • Do not use orally after using rectally.
  • Follow all safety precautions.
  • No user-serviceable parts inside.
  • Not intended for human consumption.
  • Not liable for damages arising from use or misuse.
  • Avoid prolonged exposure to ultraviolet light or magnetic fields.
  • Colors may, in time, fade. No animals were used during the testing of this product.
  • Contents may settle during shipment.
  • Batteries not included.
  • Action figures sold separately.
  • Not to be used as a personal flotation device.
  • No substitutions, exchanges or refunds allowed without management approval.
  • Parental guidance is suggested, and past performance is no guarantee of future results.
  • Read and use at your own risk.
  • Glass may be slippery when wet.
  • This product not intended for use as a dental instrument.
  • Smoking may be hazardous to your health.
  • Batteries not included.
  • Breaking any seals constitutes your acceptance of this agreement.
  • Breaking any seals voids any warranties, expressed or implied.
  • Do not use if seal is broken.
  • Slight variations in color and texture enhance the individual character and beauty of this product, and should not be considered flaws or defects.
  • We reserve the right to substitute equivalent items.
  • Theft of this container is a crime.
  • This is a natural product.
  • Above terms are subject to change without notice.
  • Exclusions may apply.
  • Local restrictions may apply.
  • Because some jurisdictions do not allow for the exclusion or limitation of liability for consequential or incidental damages, the above limitations may not apply to you.
  • All sales final.
  • All rights reserved.
  • Individual results may vary.
  • Other restrictions may apply.
  • Use only as directed.
  • Some humor and satire included.

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